Dear ~Kittyjohl (https://www.deviantart.com/kittyjohl),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass in a clown suit and I saw you hit on my corned beef hash enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and you should stop picking your nose.
Your everlasting enemy,
Carrotdad
P.S.
:icondeanplz::iconmegustacastiel:
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Dear (Person of Choice),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5